1.Everybody Have a Good Time (Single)
Anticipation, too much to pay
Maybe I'm crazy, but there's something in the air
There's something in the air, ah
Come on people tell me how you feel
You want a good time, well you got yourself a deal
Oh yeah, you got yourself a deal
It's time to make, a brand new start
Take off your thinking, gotta listen to your heart
Everybody have a good time
Everybody have a crush, alright
Everybody have a good time
For tonight may be our last, alright
Good thing you're cool, well I'm mister sure
Come on baby, leave your ego at the door
Cause you don't need it anymore, whoa
Where is all this fighting getting us？
Where is the fire baby, what's the fuss？
Everybody have a good time
Everybody have a crush
Everybody have a good time
For tonight may be our last, alright
Yeah tonight may be our last
Where fools rush in, where eagles dare
You will find us, it's already there
We live the same dream, every night
Having a good time till the morning light
Everybody have a good time
Everybody have a crush
Everybody have a good time
For tonight may be our last, alright
Yeah tonight may be our last.
2.Is It Just Me？
Lyricist：Daniel Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Franc Poullain-patterson
I know that absence might
Make the heart grow fonder
Or is it out of sight？
Out of mind, I wonder
And do you yearn for me
When the nights grow cold？
'Til death us do part to have and to hold
I wanna give you my love, my love, my love
But is it just me
Or am I all on my own again？
You're up at John O Groats
I'm down in Land's End, on you I depend
I see your face
When I close my eyes
And there ain't no place
Like between your thighs
Don't want a life alone all by myself
To honor and trust
In sickness and health
I wanna give you my love, my love, my love
But is it just me
Or am I all on my own again？
You're in the Taj Mahal
And I'm outside Big Ben
It's driving me round the bend
Forever and ever and ever, Amen
I wanna give you my love, my love, my love
Is it just me
Or am I all on my own again？
Is it just me
Or am I all on my own again？
You're in the Vatican
And I'm in the Yemen
And it feels like the end, the end
3.i believe in a think called love
the darkness
permission to land
i believe in a think called love
Can't explain all these feelings that your making me feel
My hearts in over drive and your behind the stearing wheel
Oh oh touching me...
Oh oh touching you...
Oh oh touching you cuz you're touching me
{Chorus }
I believe in a think called love
Just listen to the rythem of my heart
There's a chance we can make it right
We're looking till the sun comes up
I believe in a thing called love
Oh ....
{Chorus Again }
4.I believ in a thing called love
The Darkness
permission to land
I believ in a thing called love
i cant explain all the feelings
that your making me feel
my hearts in overdrive
and your behind the steering wheel
touching you
touching me
touching you
cuz your tuochin me E he!
i believe in a thing called love
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
theres a chance we can make it now
we'll be lookin till the sun goes down
i believe in a thing called love
oooooo
i wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
you got me in a spin
but everything is A-okay
touchin you
touchin me
touchin you
cuz ure touchin meeeee E he
i believ in a thing called love
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
theres a chance we can make it now
we'll be lookin till the sun goes down
i believe in a thing called love
oooooooooooo
guitar!
touchin you
tuochin me
tuochin you
cuz your touchin meee E he
i believ in a thing called love
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
theres a chance we can make it now
we'll be lookin till the sun goes down
i believe in a thing called love
5.Holdin My Own
The Darkness
Permission To Land
Holdin My Own
baby, everything has fallen into place
my life is so exciting now that ive got my space
like a splash of water on my face
lately im doing what i can do to pleasure me
im finding time to focus on my fantasies
im satisfied in my own company
i dont need your permission
to take this matter into my own hands
'cos im holding my own
give or take a tear or two
im holding my own
no matter what i put myself through
lady, all we seem to do is talk about
we take apart and analyse our ins and outs
honey, i would rather do without
no-one answer to
i wont spend another lifetime begging you
'cos im holding my own
give or take a tear or two
im holding my own
no matter what i put myself through
im holding my own
theres a spring in my stride
theres a twinkle in my dying eyes
'cos im holding my own
give or take a tear or two
im holding my own
no matter what i put myself through
6.Christmas Time
Lyricist：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Feigning joy and surprise
At the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 25th day of the 12th month
The sleigh bells are in time, ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflakes
And hope in Hell that it won't end
Don't let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace
Well, the weather is cruel
And the season of Yule warms the heart, but it still hurts
You've got your career
Spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
So that's why I pray
Each and every Christmas day, that it won't end
Don't let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves
When you're not here
You went away upon Boxing Day
Now how the Hell am I gonna make it into the New Year？
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
7.Making Out
Lyricist：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Yow
Goin' steady in a secluded spot
And I'm leavin' nothing to chance
'Cause the panting's heavy
And the temperature's hot
I'll make it come in advance
Making out
It's getting better and better
Makin' out
The back seat's getting wetter
Making out
I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out
Give me a F-F-French, my child
Making out
G-g-g-get ready, 'cause ready or not
I am adopting a stance
And the panting's heavy
Girl, I like what you got
Lord, don't you ever stop the dance
Making out
It's getting better and better
Makin' out
The back seat's getting wetter
Making out
I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Making out
Give me a F-F-French kiss
I never had a torch that shines
As bright as the one I'm carryin' for you
Girl, I know that you're feeling this bad
But you know I'm gonna see this
Whoa, I'm gonna see this thing through
Mama mama mama makin' out with you
Making out
It's getting better and better
Making out
The back seat's getting wetter
Making out
I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Making out
Give me a F-F-French
My, my, my, you're like a fish out of water
Take it off
Can't take my eyes off your platter
Give me more
The back seat's getting wetter, aah
Making out
8.Shake (Like A Lettuce Leaf) (Single Version)
Lyricist：Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David Hawkins
Prawn cocktail black forest gateau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco
This is opulent luxury
I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be
You keep your cordon bleu and your seedless grapes
You know where you can stick your brown eggs
I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your volauvents and a pint
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
Just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
I like simple things, meaty pies
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried
Never could pronounce houderves
Cannot speak the language of love
I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your volauvents and a pint
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
9.Curse Of The Tollund Man
Lyricist：Edwin James Graham, Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David
Hawkins, Franc Poullain-patterson
His actions were slated
His guts were hated
They think that his life
Should be truncated
His demise, the townsfolk plotted
(Aah)
Ambushed, beaten and garroted
Curse of the Tollund man
Nothing worse than that
Curse of the Tollund man
Accused of witchcraft
Hung, drawn and halved
Confronted by death
To them I just laugh
Executed for unlawful carnage
(Aah)
Buried in peat, just outside Wood bridge
Curse of the Tollund man
Nothing worse than that
Curse of the Tollund man
Ooh
Eyes of the Tollund man
Rise did the Tollund man
To unleash the terror upon everyone
That he saw
Curse of the Tollund man
Nothing worse than that
Curse of the Tollund man
This evil must not be unearthed
Curse of the Tollund man
Nothing worse than that
Curse of the Tollund man
This evil must not be unearthed
10.Grief Hammer (Single Version)
Lyricist：Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David Hawkins
Oh, yeah
Grief, yes, it's grief hammer time, hammer
Grief, yeah, it's grief hammer time
DIY now, commission my erection
Tool for hire, manual love
Rigger boots and dungarees and a grimace
Grief, yes, it's grief hammer time, hammer
Grief, yeah, it's grief hammer time
It's a hard job, but someones gotta do it
Jack of all trades, master of none
I'm a heavy metal hammer God, let it fly
Grief, yes, it's grief hammer time, hammer
Grief, yeah, it's grief hammer time
Hammer time, hammer, hammer, hammer
Hammer, hammer time, ooh, it's grief hammer time
Yeah, it's grief hammer time
Grief
11.One Way Ticket (Clean Version)
Lyricist：Daniel Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Franc Poullain-patterson
It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
And bought a one way ticket to hell
And back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
If they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs
Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game
And bought a one way ticket to hell
And back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
Stick it up your nose
Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
And bought a one way ticket to hell
And back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
12.Wanker
Lyricist：Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David Hawkins
It was a hot day
(Woah)
And there were boobies Ahoy
I am a bastard
(Woah)
I've been a very naughty boy
Hell has no fury like a woman is scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was born
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I coked the whole thing up, up, up
Well, I am spineless
(Woah)
I ain't got no balls
I am a wanker
(Woah)
No, I won't return your calls
We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Wooo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)
We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Wooo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Wooo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)
13.Physical Sex
Lyricist：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
'Cause a fuck should be multisensory
And you just can't smell an email
Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that
I prefer to take my sex in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex
Well I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
Sporting a hat of finest brown
The color of a cardinal sin
Honey, I've always had my knockers I fear
Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
Somewhere to put my beer
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex, ring me
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex
14.Makin' Out
Lyricist：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Yow
Going steady, in a secluded spot
I'm leaving nothing to chance
'Cos the pant is heavy and the temperatures hot
I make it come in advance
Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, oh
Makin' out, get me a book of French, my child
Makin' out
G-g-get ready, 'cos ready or not
I am adopting the stance
And the pant is heavy, girl I like what you got
Why don't you ever stop to dance？
Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out, get me a book of French kiss
I've never had a torch shine as bright as the one I carry for
you
Girl your feelings bad but you know I'm going to see this
Woo, I'm gonna see this thing through
Mama mama mama making out with you
Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out, give me a book of French that's all
Mama mama mama, it's getting better and better
Technical, can't take my eyes off you sweater
Give me more, the back seats gettin' wetter
Ah, makin' out
15.Get Your Hands Of My Woman
Lyricist：Edwin James Graham, Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David
Hawkins, F Poullain-patterson
You are drunk and you are surly
In Latino lover mode
We all know what's on your agenda
We've broken the code
Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame
She's not my possession
You cunt, hey
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker, yeah
Octoped, you've got six hands too many
And you can't keep 'em to yourself
You're too fat and too old to marry
So they left you on the shelf
Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame
But you soiled my obsession
You cunt, yeah
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker, yeah
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker, auh
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
16.One Way Ticket (Album Edit Amended)
Lyricist：Daniel Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Franc Poullain-patterson
It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
Tiny voice was telling me
I should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought I better have another just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs
You get burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
Seveal lines are chocking like a glorious game
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
Stick it up your fucking nose! Woo, hoo!
Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
17.I Love You 5 Times
Lyricist：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Once a day I wink at you
And you grin like a puma
I watch as you spend an hour or two
In the bath like a tuna
One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, you, you, ooh
Twice a week, I take a peek
As you bathe like a reptile
I catch your eye and you throw your sponge
It's a soaking projectile
One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, love you, love you, ooh
One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times a week
I love you, I love you, love you, ooh, I love you
18.Planning Permission
Lyricist：Edwin James Graham, Daniel Francis Hawkins, Justin David
Hawkins, Francis Gil Poullain
I'm gonna build you, a house!
I'm a man with two good hands
Two good hands that are part of me
And I'm on a mission
I've got a vision and planning permission
I've got twenty thousand bricks to lay
Honey I don't have a place to stay
I've just got this camera stand
And a machine to mix the cement
You think, I've lost the plot
I have not!
I've sheltered you from the rain
You and I will defy the elements again!
I need a home in which to revel
I need a place to keep my spirit level
And I know the right guys
'Cos I used to work in building supplies
Graft in a hundred of those
Concrete and steel by the wheelbarrow load
Finish at two who's gonna chop the barroos
I've got a trowel and I ain't afraid to use it!
You think, I've lost the plot
I have not!
I've sheltered you from the rain
You and I will defy the elements again!
19.Out Of My Hands
Songwriters：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
Girl, gonna take a little time
To assess my frame of mind
'Cause I've got hopes to realign
Should I depart for cloudless climbs？
'Cause I approach things emotionally
Or at least I try
So fare thee well baby if this should be our last goodbye
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
In matters such as these your feelings cannot be denied
'Cause every other avenue will lead to pain
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again, ooh
Girl, I don't wanna be unkind
But there's a peace, I've yet to find
So should I stand and watch my fate unwind
Or turn my back and leave it all behind？
'Cause I approach things emotionally
At least I try
So fare thee well baby if this should be our last goodbye
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
In matters such as these your feelings cannot be denied
'Cause every other avenue will lead to pain
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again, ooh
It's out of my hands again, woo
Woo, hoo, hoo
Ahh, in matters such as these your feelings cannot be denied
'Cause every other avenue will lead to pain
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again, ooh
It's out of my hands again
20.The Best of Me
Songwriters：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
(Not completely right, I don't think)
(Not sure, I guessed on a couple of bits)
(The rest is right as far as I can hear)
I get up
(He gets up)
To see you on a waiting fee
I get down
(He gets down)
All of them staring at me funny except you
And I fail to see why I should care
That you have had thirty-six years of pain to share
Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
I get up
(He gets up)
See you lookin' perpetually
I get down
(He gets down)
To watch you fail spectactually
Oh, boy and I fail to see why I should care
That you have had thirty-seven years of pain to share
Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Oh, did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Mamma, mamma
21.How Dare You Call This Love？
Songwriters：Ed Graham, Dan Hawkins, Justin Hawkins, Frank
Poullain-patterson
All I wanna do is spend a little time with you
But you're so young, it's obscene
I'll just keep biding my time until you put your little hand in
mine
Oh, I can't wait for the day when you finally turn 16
There are so many rats on a sinking ship
There's so much of you, I can't wait
Get to grips when your halo slips
How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah
You've got it all and you're always my first port of call
This is the happiest I've ever been
And I know I should wait but you lay it all out on a plate
When the laws of nature intervene
There are so many rats on a sinking ship
There's so much of you, I can't wait
Get to grips when your halo slips
How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah
Yeah, keep it moving
How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight
How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah
That's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight
'Cause it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah
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